RED Sparkles and TaCos

foundations-fall:

i really tried to scroll past this. 

foundations-fall:

i really tried to scroll past this. 

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via irishpenguin)

can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send 

(Source: cokedup-botoxgirl, via stillshortinheels)

hollybethan:

princess—tveit:

Someone: You can’t cry over someone who’s not real.

Me: 

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(via doyoutrustme-withmylife)

smilingemoticon:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

whats a librarians favorite color

read

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(via greenloverforlife)

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

(via knew--youwere--trouble)

speightdaysaweek:

czystiel:

thetricksterandtheoptimist:

evil-overlordess:

Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.

 Satan was just pretty chill.”

what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore

let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful

In fact a lot of us really miss the apocalypse and want satan back

(via novakian)

I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me. 

(via greenloverforlife)

noonereadstheurl:

I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website

You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps

(via taylorswiftisawinchester)

coagulates:

someone fall in love with me i am bored

(via stillshortinheels)